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Proletariat Inverted Jenny Stamp T-shirt
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Our Price: $24.00
Sale Price: $16.00
You save $8.00!
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The this t-shirt was inspired by one of the rarest and most unique collectible stamps in the world, the Inverted Jenny. When the biplane in this image was printed upside down, it instantly became a rare collectible. Nowadays they sell for around a million bucks, so check your granny’s love letters next time you are there. In the meantime you can pick ours up for a lot cheaper. There are only 8 left, and this shirt is about to be retired for good, so this is your last chance to pick one up.
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Proletariat SLY T-shirt
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Our Price: $24.00
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An Yves Saint Laurent t-shirt costs $300. But that is because it is made of a special super expensive cotton and has a very high tech ink on it. Just kidding, but some douchebags actually believe that. With this new color scheme it looks like a $300 shirt. Sunshine Yellow/Navy Blue. Vintage Soft!
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Proletariat America T-shirt
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Our Price: $24.00
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This design graphically captures the direction the United States leads the free world. The Statue of Liberty with a gun. Not much explanation needed.
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Proletariat American Excess T-shirt
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Our Price: $24.00
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The world can be yours...at 26% interest of course! It's been said that the only thing America manufactures anymore is debt, and it's no wonder, because there is so much ill shit to buy! Heathered Forest/Black/White.
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Proletariat AstroNot T-shirt
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Our Price: $24.00
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Ok, I'm not saying we couldn't land on the moon today, but the timing in 1969 was a little too perfect. Plus, if you have ever been in a car or a plane or a boat from '69, then I'm sure you will agree there is no way we landed on the moon.
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Proletariat Bombers T-shirt
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Our Price: $24.00
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We spend $440 Billion a year on Defense. Don’t you think if we just dropped a couple million dollars on each of our enemies then maybe they would want to become our friends and not hate us? Nah, that’s a stupid idea. Let’s bomb the shit out of them. Olive/Black/Gold.
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Proletariat Cocaine T-shirt
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Our Price: $24.00
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Don't do coke kids. It's expensive, addictive, and cliche. But shirts with coke on them are the shit.
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Proletariat Juicers T-shirt
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Our Price: $24.00
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The only thing more American than baseball and apple pie is cheating. Kids learn at a young age to cheat on a test, cheat on their girlfriend, cheat in videogames...so how can we get mad at them for growing up and using 'roids? I'm not that big of a baseball fan-but when Mark McGuire started smacking homers like a pimp smacks his ladies- I found myself falling in love with baseball all over again. Now they are all snitching and shit, reporters are asking the President in times of crisis what he thinks of the scandal...we are either seeing the dopest marketing plan ever unfold before our eyes or the final nail in the baseball coffin. Either way, it's not as fun as watching a fat, drunk guy heckle an outfielder for being too slow. If we really want to save baseball I say we have mandatory juicing, bats made of giant tuning forks, and the Green Monster gets rebuilt out of green glass. God bless America.
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Proletariat Mac Attack T-shirt
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Our Price: $24.00
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This has been our number one seller since day one. And that is because it speaks volumes about our society. Or maybe it’s because 13% of the purchasers think it is men raising the sign on the moon and 19% of people think it is tearing McDonald’s down. As for the rest of us, we will patiently wait until our newly freed Iraqi brethren get to enjoy the sweet sesame seed coated taste of freedom.
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Proletariat MASSHOLE T-shirt
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Our Price: $24.00
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Next up we have one for all the locals. There’s a term we call people here in Massachusetts that goes where no other state would even attempt. Masshole. What other state mates so perfectly with a curse word? Well, I just came up with Floridicks and North Dakotafannings but other than that there’s just us. Anyways, if you want to find a real Masshole just get in your car and drive. They’ll find you on the Mass Pike.
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