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The only thing more American than baseball and apple pie is cheating. Kids learn at a young age to cheat on a test, cheat on their girlfriend, cheat in videogames...so how can we get mad at them for growing up and using 'roids? I'm not that big of a baseball fan-but when Mark McGuire started smacking homers like a pimp smacks his ladies- I found myself falling in love with baseball all over again. Now they are all snitching and shit, reporters are asking the President in times of crisis what he thinks of the scandal...we are either seeing the dopest marketing plan ever unfold before our eyes or the final nail in the baseball coffin. Either way, it's not as fun as watching a fat, drunk guy heckle an outfielder for being too slow. If we really want to save baseball I say we have mandatory juicing, bats made of giant tuning forks, and the Green Monster gets rebuilt out of green glass. God bless America.
 

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